Lemme think of something impressive;

runaeveena: ehehehelokid: demonhuntingdetectiveintraining: belowtherust: brooklynlovesyouforlife:...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:17 +0800

ehehehelokid:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

belowtherust:

brooklynlovesyouforlife:

i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs

lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods

and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make

why cant we be mermaids

but do they have wifi underwater

Priorities

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: librarian-byday: I swear, I will do...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:58:20 +0800

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:25:33 +0800

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

wifelife: Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember: a vagina can go back to it’s original size...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:36 +0800

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size

a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

Shine bright like a ‘gina

distraction: All the other guys are looking at her like they...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:23:13 +0800

distraction:

All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.

i love this

I wonder

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:54:00 +0800

if people would stalk my Facebook profile, tumblr and twitter page if I suddenly died

I probably would though - stalk other people’s; taking solace in the fragments they’ve left behind that, unlike our organic bodies, could never die.

Their photos, their status updates…all of which would provide a strange relief, knowing that those characters were typed by them, that those thoughts ran through their minds. Their undying evidence.

Because after a while memories become hazy and details blend into the background, but every pixel of their photo with you remains: untouched nor tampered; emotions captured forever locked within a frame. They may trigger waves of nostalgia, and if you find the corners of your mouth form into a smile, then it must have been a beautiful photo.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:14:29 +0800

mormondad: this video turned me christian

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:19:53 +0800

mormondad:

this video turned me christian

tastefullyoffensive: Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:02:41 +0800

Steve Carell

Angelina Jolie

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo DiCaprio

Taylor Swift

Jim Parsons

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth1000/laughingsquid]

awesomephilia: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:56:24 +0800

awesomephilia:

shawna-marie:

Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.

Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%

sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:49:31 +0800

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

Photo

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:51:39 +0800

nishlo: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:50:59 +0800

nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

how to boys

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:47:23 +0800

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

gpoy

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:43:42 +0800

gpoy

sad-teeth: So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:41:45 +0800

sad-teeth:

So today Angelina Jolie had double mastectomy, which is the removal of one’s breasts, to prevent Breast cancer. So instead of praising Angelina on her bravery, men on Twitter decided to ridicule her, even calling her stupid for removing her breasts. For those of you on Tumblr that are attacking Feminists for being delusional about sexism against women and misogyny here’s your fucking proof that sexism and misogyny exists.

rosalarian: Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:32:56 +0800

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

stereolights: It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:29:48 +0800

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

pantsareunwelcome: Britney tackles the major concerns of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:26:53 +0800

pantsareunwelcome:

Britney tackles the major concerns of tomorrow.

10knotes: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:09:59 +0800

10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.